foxnewsofficial:
scuba-steve-damn-you:
foxnewsofficial:
SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD.
i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying
must have been an aggressive high five
(Source: foxnewsofficial, via crime-of-the-century)
How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time
(Source: vans-supreme, via crime-of-the-century)
vantasly:
but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically
(Source: nipetas, via crime-of-the-century)
ifoundalittlepieceofsunshine:
ifyoucarryonthisway:
do you ever just wonder about early 2000s fashion

ive come to the conclusion they are sims
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kvothetheraving:
batreaux:
this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*

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